I personally have a “special” spot in my heart for the shocker sayings. These precious rhymes became one of the best and longest running jokes with me and one of my favorite co-workers, Rolando Del Real. He inspired me to do this blog and I want to thank him for always encouraging me to think a little dirtier J Thanks Rolly!!!

Ok now on to the classic sayings associated with The Shocker move:

 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink

 2 in the flower, 1 in the mud

 2 in the goo, 1 in the poo

2 in the cha-cha, 1 in the ka-ka

2 in the pinkster, 1 in the sphincter

2 in the rug, 1 in the plug

2 in the clit, 1 in the shit

2 in the pump, 1 in the rump

2 in the grass, 1 in the ass

2 in the flower, 1 in the sour

2 in the loose, 1 in the caboose

2 in the pussy, 1 in the tushy

2 in the shooter, 1 in the tooter

2 in the snapper, 1 in the crapper

2 in the hairy, 1 in the scary

2 in the cut, 1 in the butt

2 in the flaps, 1 in the craps

2 in the easy, 1 in the sleazy

2 in the curtain, 1 for the hurtin’

2 in the fun, 1 in the bun

2 going down, 1 in the brown

2 in the Red, 1 in the Shed (during that time of the month)

2 in the slit, 1 in the shit

2 for the taco, 1 for her Paco

2 in the door, 1 on the floor

2 in the door, 1 in the gore

2 for the friend, 1 in the end

2 in the cunt, 1 in the runt

2 for the meat, 1 in her seatd

2 in the gear, 1 in the rear

2 for the pumper, 1 for the dumper

2 for the tube, 1 with some lube

2 in the cunt, 1 in the grunt

2 in the sock, 1 for the shock

2 in the junk, 1 in the trunk

2 in the girl, 1 in the swirl

2 in the cootie, 1 in the booty

2 in the porn, 1 for the corn

2 in the pink slot, 1 in the stink pot

2 in the juice, 1 in the caboose

2 from the hand, 1 for the gland

2 in the chute, 1 in the poot

2 for her, 1 for me!! Gross!!

2 in the pocket, 1 in the chocolate

2 for the Kitty, 1 in the shitty

2 for the team, 1 in the steam

2 in the Yale, 1 in the Brown

2 in the gunk, 1 in the funk

2 in the cooter, 1 in the pooter

2 in the meat pot, 1 in the corn slot

2 in the basket, 1 in the casket

2 in the front, 1 in the shunt

2 in the fun, 1 in the bun

2 in the gash, 1 in the stash

2 for the crack, 1 in the back

2 for the moose, 1 in the caboose

2 for the beav, 1 up her sleeve

2 in the skunk, 1 in the funk

2 in the zipper, 1 in the flipper

2 in the place, 1 in the ace

2 in the poon, 1 on the moon

2 up the river, 1 to make you shiver

2 in the hinge, 1 makes you cringe

2 for the stabbin, 1 for the cabin

2 in the muff, 1 in the stuff

2 in the play, 1 in the gay

2 for her, 1 for me!! Gross!!

2 in the pocket, 1 in the chocolate

2 in the cherry, 1 in the fairy

2 for the team, 1 in the steam

2 in the pleasure, 1 in the treasure

And my personal favorites!!

Checking the fever with two in the beaver

Going to town with one in the brown

We at Topco thought this was so hysterical that we created the bad seed double shocker!! 

Rolly and I were so proud!!!

Here are some more references from Wikipedia.com with some occurrences in culture and their references:

Occurrences in culture:

• Wichita State University students use the shocker at basketball games in a manner similar to Texas’ Hook ‘em Horns, as well.^[1][2][3]

• Arizona State University students also use a variation of the shocker but with the index and middle fingers spaced apart to resemble a pitchfork, a reference to the Arizona State Sun Devils. ^[4]

• As for the actual use of the shocker, a columnist at The Daily Californian expressed her dissatisfaction of it during sex.^[5]

• There is a song by Peaches about the shocker called “Rock The Shocker” ^[6].

References

^ Falls-Church News Press, online issue for March 23 – 29, 2006; retrieved November 29, 2007.

1. ^ SI on Campus, February 14, 2007; retrieved November 29, 2007.
2. ^ CBS Sportsline, March 24, 2006; retrieved November 29, 2007.
3. ^ [1]
4. ^ Not-So-Shocking News, January 23, 2007; retrieved December 30, 2007.
5. ^ Peaches – Rock The Shocker Lyrics; retrieved May 15, 2005.

If you have more sayings that I missed or just want to express your undying love of the Shocker and all the gifts it brings to us, then drop me a line!!