I started working at Topco Sales, one of the top 4 manufacturers of sex toys in the world, over 5 years ago. Since day one when I meet someone new, they always eventually ask what I do for a living and that really gets the ball rolling! Not only do they have a million and a half questions, but they also want everyone within ear-shot to hear what I do.

It’s the same reaction whether I’m at a house party, restaurant, or wedding. I say dildo factory and the chaos begins!!!

First they are completely amazed that the words were ever uttered, then the complete denial that they heard me correctly. Followed by many questions like “Really?” and “Are you kidding?”. Then when the shock dies down, you can tell they are searching their brain for every question they’ve ever wanted to ask about sex.

The funniest part of that is the fact that they don’t always ask about sex toys, which I do have answers for, they have questions on SEX! From positions to tricks, likes and dislikes, and a lot of “How do I get my lover to do this or that?”. They seem to think I’m a licensed sex therapist and that’s the biggest misconception!

So all though I don’t know the answer to every thing about sex, I do make a lot of new friends every time I say I work at the DILDO FACTORY!

Here’s me and my friends at work….not quite what you imagined I’m the one on the left!!